The Hard Sell

I just found this great pic on All 5 Horizonts. I wish it was real and not some "funky art project". But my inner cynic whispers "Bums don't have this kind of humour! It's a fake that uses bums and makes idiots out of them." I always want to wear a sign reading "Free Golden Showers". Or "Silent Commiseration - $100 Per Minute". Or "My Girlfriend's Just Been Murdered - Need $100 For Sex & Drugs".